just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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