This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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