I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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