I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Randomize
