just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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