i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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