Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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