I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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