But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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