so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
