Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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