all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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