Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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