We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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