don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Someone signed my nipple.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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