Yo dont text me then not text me
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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