Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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