I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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