If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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