Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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