im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
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