I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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