Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
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