Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Can you repeat that, but with context?
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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