is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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