Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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