also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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