i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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