If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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