shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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