He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
It's blow job season.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I love you. Go after that dick
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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