You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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