They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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