Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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