Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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