Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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