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the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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