Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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