i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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