just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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