Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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