Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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