so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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