I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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