The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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