he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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