I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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