I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
A+ Viking dick
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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