I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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