UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
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