ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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