plz talk dirty to me
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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