I bet he comes in French.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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