You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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